i talk big but i would abandon every single one of my standards and moral principles if it meant i could make a lot of money. compile a list of Top Ten Biggest Twitter Owns on some shitty news site? i’ll do it. tour the country giving self-help talks about how your marriage can be saved through alien worship? i’ll do it. we’re all suckers on this bitch of an earth and i’m just a sucker trying to pay the bills
